I just popped into the supermarket and was browsing the fish section. I just found artifical crab meat. Oh the horror. What is artificial crab meat made out of? Fish. Crab flavoured fish.
That is a) wrong and b) disgusting. Why not just eat the fish, which I am sure started out perfectly tasty before it was transformed into Yank friendly fare by adding artifical flavours, colours and who knows what else.
I still explore supermarkets with great trepidation – in horror of the food crimes that lurk therein. Did I mention that you can buy bacon flavoured cheese here? Urgh. Oh and apparently obesity isn’t anything to do with the vile concoctions the locals shovel into their gaping maws, it’s down to their DNA. Of course. That’s the same science that brought us creationism I’m sure. Rant rant rant.